January 2011
98 posts
Jessica Beagley is a cunt. She should die. →
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children.
Interesting that she ADOPTED a child from Russia just to torture him in America. FUCK YOU JESSICA BEAGLEY, bitch of the week.
Is it just me or is Scissor Sisters a really gross name for a band? Eww.
List of Public Proxy Servers →
Thousands join Jordan protests →
“Thousands of Jordanian opposition supporters have taken to the streets in the capital Amman, demanding the resignation of the prime minister.”
“Protesters are angry at rising prices, inflation and unemployment.”
“About 3,500 activists from the main Islamist opposition group, trade unions and leftist organisations gathered to denounce Prime Minister Samir Rifai’s...
Proposed Arizona law targets "birthright"... →
further evidence our country has gone down the tubes….even our own citizens aren’t welcome any longer.
yunzi:
i’ve decided that i’m moving to the uk.
Care if We join?
Pennsylvania Schools Revert to Segregation →
“(CNN) — A Pennsylvania high school says some students are separated by race, gender and language for a few minutes each day in an effort to boost academic scores, raising controversy over the historically contentious issue of segregation in schools.”
Well folks—looks like equality has failed.
I never thought I’d see shit this ridiculous. Let’s just burn...
How much smaller are baby midgets that your... →
Answer:
That totally depends on what type of dwarfism they have. Some will be much smaller, and others will be shorter in length but still average weight. There isn’t really a blanket answer for that since there are so many different kinds of dwarfism and every baby is different.
“Oh where, oh where could my baby be? The lord took her away from me. She’s...”
– Wayne Cochran
“The only thing that’s ever really ended is this sentence.”
– Rob Escamillo
Foods Vegans Can't Eat →
(from Yahoo.com)
Meat. Topping the list, of course, are all meats — from hamburgers and pork chops to chicken wings and the Thanksgiving turkey.
Fish and shellfish. Whether it’s a lowly shrimp, a fried fish stick, or wild Alaskan salmon, it’s not part of a vegan diet.
Dairy products. Off the vegan menu: everything from milk and yogurt to cheese and butter.
Eggs. That means...
Sleeping with pets brings risk of serious disease ... →
“…experts warn that sleeping with and kissing your pets can put you at risk for serious medical problems.”
You know—this is going to be one of those days that everything is so ridiculous you can’t help but laugh your ass off.
Arkansas, New York weigh distracted pedestrian... →
Welcome to the Police State.
TAKE THOSE FUCKING HEADPHONES OUT OF YOUR EARS, BOY!
HE’S GOT A FUCKING IPHONE, KILL HIS ASS!!
This is not the country I love. This is not RIGHT. We thought shit was bad with Bush. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard and PEOPLE FUCKING SUPPORT IT.
“LITTLE ROCK, ARK. — Lawmakers in at least two states are looking to pull the plug...
Police: South Carolina woman accused of hanging... →
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Authorities have charged a South Carolina woman with felony animal cruelty, saying she hanged her nephew’s pit bull from a tree with an electrical cord and burned its body because the dog chewed on her Bible.
“Your vagina lacks showmanship.”
Police: Fart jokes blamed in fatal stabbing →
A Connecticut man is being held on murder and assault charges after allegedly stabbing four people, one fatally, because partygoers were making fun of his flatulence.
“We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has...”
– Albert Szent-Györgyi
“Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their saviour, I’m...”
– Current Governor of Alabama - Robert Bentley
“Half the country are amoral assholes.”
– Jon Stewart
Philadelphia abortion doctor charged with 8... →
Shit balls….
“What is a Reince Priebus?”
– Jon Stewart
Nate: I refuse to sanitize this anymore!
David: This is how it's done.
Nate: Yeah? Well, it's whacked. What is this stupid salt-shaker? Huh? What is this hermetically sealed box? This phony Astroturf around the grave? Jesus, David, it's like surgery. Clean. Antiseptic. Business. He was our father!
David: Please don't do this.
Nate: You can pump him full of chemicals. You can put makeup on him. You can prop him up for a nap in the slumber room; but the fact remains, David, that the only father we're ever gonna have is gone! Forever … and that sucks, but it's a goddamned part of life and you can't really accept it without getting your hands dirty. Well, I do accept it, and I intend to honor the old bastard by letting the whole world see just how fucked up and shitty I feel that he's dead! God damn it!
Priest: Amen.
“I despise the smell of nostalgia.”
– Sigh
“for some reason the longer I spend with my dog the more I realize that pissing...”
– Blackie
'Call of Duty' gamers hack medical server →
“On Nov. 12 at 2:00 a.m. — only three days after the video game went on sale — the hackers hijacked Seacoast’s server, staying for a total of 4-1/2 hours, Don Wood, Seacoast Radiology’s business manager, told SecurityNewsDaily.”
“Wood said Seacoast has not received any reports of identity theft related to the incident. He believes the hackers took advantage of the...
“I have this fear that I’m going to be trying to find out what movie is...”
– Winona Ryder
